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2006-08-25
Payment day...spend your coins wisely cos we have, indeed we have. weve spent our dimes at the royale costume worth a fortune...curios? upcoming gigs will give you the answer in a date!/

2006-06-03 So now the story continues again.. We're back and the road to fame and glory is wide open!
Be awere couse we'll come and wreck your city! The madness returns!

2005-11-29 ...

------------- ...so the story ended but not the road it continues until the dawn of music!

2005-09-07
We all know that life is a pitty exept for rock n roll. so gather tune your shit n amp up life to a higer level.

2005-09-05 - the question
Wouldn't it be sad if "fuck for forest" would join the rock group "Rockbitch"? I mean, if bothe acts would like to create a stir among people, what would happen when these people just clash? Nothing provocative there, or would simple hugs and messages be the way then?

2005-09-01 - hey everybody and thanks
this is my penis - show me yours. To all of the beutiful and devoted people on this earth I surely want to thank U for all the support that U have given us lately. Keep the missionary spirit going and we'll all end up in rock heaven. Thank U....

2005-08-25 punk rock city to go
wanna be the man of a million faces
wanna be the pimp in all the right places
U can be a girl, in a satin dress
a pair of tacky shoes, like cinderella
but I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,I don't know where to but

"welcome to punk rock city
it aint a shame and a pity
to be in punk rock city"

Aint no shangri-la, aint no samarkand
aint no new Berlin, and no seventh sin
just a damn good time, to kick back and enjoy
so, so, so, so, so fucking bon voyage
but I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,I don't know where to but

"welcome to punk rock city
it aint a shame and a pity
to be in punk rock city"

where to go, where to go,where to go,where to go, where to go
where to go, where to go,where to go,where to go, where to go
where to go, where to go,where to go,where to go, where to go

"welcome to punk rock city
it aint a shame and a pity
to be in punk rock city"

punk rock city
punk rock city
int aint a shame and a pity
to be in punk rock city

tic tac
baby lets look for some other freaks- its so fuckin crowded all of them cant be neat
bless their lives with your big black box- we´ve got money for the party n im ready to blow

2005-08-18 *BAM*
Yesterday we had a fantastic energi, too bad you missed it.
Argu make up and bam there goes the viginity again.
new song fuckin insane!

2005-08-16 - still speaking
Don't really know why I keep complaining about things all the time. To speak the truth, I really like people in general, it's just certain elements that keep bugging me, and if U have access to a place where U can write what the fuck U want, then U will almost certain write the bad things in your head.
Anyway, my fellow earthlings, keep on loving and everything will turn out fine.
/king Slender, the underground ruler of quality control

2005-08-14 - speaking out...
what I hate the most about certain people are their inflexibility. How can a person just refuse to do something just ´cause it doesn't fit into the first plan? I mean, is it some sort of anal retentiveness or just a plain evil spirit? Just give me a person that can change their schedule if it fits the people around U, and we'll walk towards the sunset, hand in hand....
If U have some time over, check www.motley.com and see what the baddest band with the world's oldest-looking guitarist is up to this week. Seeya in the pit...

2005-07-29
Have a good time, all of U, King Slender is going south, and by south and don't mean hell but the southern parts of Sweden. Look out for gigs and other fun stuff now and when I get back

2005-07-27
You should all know about the greeeeat song written in the rehearsal room yesterday. Called "Am I right and am I wrong", it was one of the lonliest, most dramatic songs ever written by ROYALE MADNESS. Don't miss it in the future
/Slender

2005-07-30 I may be bitter, but bitter is the way I want to be Why do people always call me bitter? Is it because I complain about the situation for rock bands today or just because I am too pissed off when it comes to other styles of music pushing rock away?

If U have something to say about this, write us a letter and We'll publish your thoughts. We care about U.....

2005-07-28 Slender speaks out
Can anyone understand why it suddenly got so important with dancing withi the music? With this Idon't mean the fact of dancing TO music, which, of course, is of great importance, but the thing with the dancing within music. Just take a quick look at MTV nowadays. Despite the fact that MTV nowadays don't show that many music videos (which of course sucks bigtime and is totally against the name of the channel), the videos that they show are often or always consisting of more dancing than actual music. Why is this? Is it because youngsters of today are totally into music with great rythm, like hip-hop, or is it because people are totally obsessed with taking gym classes and sporting all the time? What really happened to the time when music was playing instruments? The fact that anyone can make techno/jungle/house/totally unorganic music on their computers must have had a greater impact than we first realized.
Don't mind me, I'm just itter, but I can't think that dancing is something that comes in the first room. First music, then dancing to it. Not the other way around.
/King Slender, the man without feet or arms to dance with

2005-07-25 PUSH REC
Time to record new stuff.
It´s gonna be two sessions, at the first one we will record two songs and then at the second one three. So look out in a month there will be new tunes for the world to explore.
In the mean time take care
/royale crew

2005-07-11 Christian Speaks Out
since people have asked me about the lyrics and why they can´t hear what I'm singing, I will now present some lyrics and sometimes explainations conserning the lyrics:

I CRAVE THE TASTE OF BLOOD Tonight I´m burning, baby, there’s a riot in my head
those quite things that no one ever knows
And it´s a long way to the top if U wanna rule the world
But as people say it´s sure worth a try
Wanna see majorities overturned, see them burn, when they learn
how we behave and what we crave
people seem to go malakas over this but GAME OVER, hell ,I didn´t save

Everytime I´m walking down the street, you know I
I crave the taste of blood
Everytime I try to slice myself up, U know I
I crave the taste of, I crave the taste of blood

I wanna change and rearrange my positions in this world
When this hustler comes up to me and fires off a blow
(you're nothing else but a punk walking in those shoes and U’re a bad, bad man
but I refuse to be abused of the illusion that we choose
For the amusement of the people that are bound to lose
Stick up for your madly behaviour, dear mistress I’m just the architect, M-A-D-N-E-S-S

Everytime I’m walking down the street, you know I
I crave the taste of blood
Everytime I try to cut myself up, U know I
I crave the taste of blood
and if I don’t look back in anger, U will win and that’s the danger
I crave the taste of blood I crave the taste of,
I crave the taste of I crave the taste of, I crave the taste of blood

When all the bricks begin to fall I’m just a piece of the broken wall
Can U tell me once again, how to get a triple ten
Starvation of the population, fed up with the legislation Noone knows the reason why
we’re watching our nature die I just look around with a grin and say hey man I’m cool,
I rule the world now

Everytime I’m walking down the street, you know I
I crave the taste of blood
Everytime I try to cut myself up, U know I
I crave the taste of blood
and if I don’t look back in anger, U will win and that’s the danger
I crave the taste of blood I crave the taste of,
I crave the taste of, I crave the taste of, I crave the taste of blood


enjoy...more to come...